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I just want to extend my warmest wishes and good luck to all of you that will be departing tommorow due to the rapture. I sure hope god looks past all those little indescretions...you know the ones.;) I am sure that a sinner like me will be left behind to suffer the plagues along with all the other sinners. I will probably be drinking and having impure and wid sex till the end comes since I know I am going to hell anyway...might as well get my last licks in. To all my friends who will still be here monday....big party at my house. WOOOHOOOO. :rolling:


PS: Please send all your keys and titles to your corvettes to me tonight...you won't need a corvette where you are going, and I sure could use them, to ease my suffering. Thanks in advance. :cheers:
 

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I know I'm good to go...

A Soldier Reports to God

The soldier stood and faced his God
Which must always come to pass
He hoped his shoes were shining
Just as brightly as his brass.

"Step forward now, you soldier,
How shall I deal with you?
Have you always turned the other cheek?
To My Church have you been true?"

The soldier squared his shoulders and
said,"No, Lord, I guess I ain't
Because those of us who carry guns
Can't always be a saint.

I've had to work most Sundays
And at times my talk was tough,
And sometimes I've been violent,
Because the streets are awfully tough

But, I never took a penny
That wasn't mine to keep...
Though I worked a lot of overtime
When the bills got just too steep,

And I never passed a cry for help,
Though at times I shook with fear,
And sometimes, God forgive me,
I've wept unmanly tears.

I know I don't deserve a place
Among the people here
They never wanted me around
Except to calm their fears.

If you've a place for me here, Lord,
It needn't be so grand,
I never expected or had too much,
But if you don't, I'll understand."

There was a silence all around the throne
Where the saints had often trod
As the soldier waited quietly,
For the judgment of his God,

"Step forward now you soldier
You've borne your burdens well,
Walk peacefully on Heaven's streets,
You've done your time in Hell."
 

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He actually has friends ????:cheers:
 

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The news room will have a very different feel next week. :laughing:


BTW, ill still be here (if any of you had any doubt).
 

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Is this any different then the claims of the Global Warmers ? Just as wacky, right ? Both claiming the end of all living on the planet... both due to mans transgressions. Both selling and buying things... to warn others.
 

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I'm scared:laughing: Bong hit anyone?






Jr.
 

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The news room will have a very different feel next week. :laughing:


BTW, ill still be here (if any of you had any doubt).
Of course you'll still be here. Heaven is perfect and, by definition, that means there will be no Democrats there.:D
 

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:laughing:
 

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The world will definitely end tomorrow if all you guys are agreeing on something! :laughing: :laughing:
 

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I don't agree with the machine, I will take better care of your Corvette, tell me where I can come pick it up. :thumbsup:
 

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:laughing: I'm still here, IDK if thats good or bad.. :lookinup:

Ok, so 2010 didn't bring the second coming of the great flood, sorry Al.
2011 didn't bring the second coming of Christ, sorry Rev.

So.. 2012, we are all screwed.. :laughing:
 

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Has anyone heard what time today the world will end???? Maybe it's still coming?? :huh:
 

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That's a long drive.


I'll just go to my bud's house 40 miles away. He'll let me share his bong and we'll tag team his young wife. :D
 
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