["POACHR"]

just wanting to know what my fellow c6 owners put on there cars to let people know not to touch it at car shows or events

such as a funny saying or i have seen a batman standup with a speech bubble saying in the owners handwriting...."Look but don't touch citizen"

 

[TheRooster]

Just sit in your lawn chair with an uzi. That works pretty well.

 

[possessed]

Personally, I think a "do not touch" sign will make some people touch it to just be an a hole.

Our club is considering roping off our cars in the future. :huh:

 

[WISKY (LS7)]

:laughing: I've viewed this at a corvette show in Boca Raton.

"I don't run my car over your fingers so don't run your fingers over my car"

artyon: artyon:

 

["POACHR"]

Personally, I think a "do not touch" sign will make some people touch it to just be an a hole.

Our club is considering roping off our cars in the future. :huh:

i have done that before....just used some caution tape with a couple chairs and poles

 

[SinisterC6]

 

[GUMBY]

just wanting to know what my fellow c6 owners put on there cars to let people know not to touch it at car shows or events

such as a funny saying or i have seen a batman standup with a speech bubble saying in the owners handwriting...."Look but don't touch citizen"

seen at a local car show last summer...

"PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH UNLESS YOU ARE NAKED!"
:laughing:

 

[jesse]

i think the "please" ,do not touch, sign will work. Most car goers are educated people, well hopefully, lol. but the rest of the suggestions will work, good idea and subject to have brought up. lets hear some more funny ones, lol.

 

["POACHR"]

i think the "please" ,do not touch, sign will work. Most car goers are educated people, well hopefully, lol. but the rest of the suggestions will work, good idea and subject to have brought up. lets hear some more funny ones, lol.

well the only prob with putting a sign on your car is you have to do it on every window otherwise they might not see it ....the best solution is definitely taping or roping your spot off

and yes lets hear some more funny ones!

 

[RTGordon]

I've still got one from the dealership outside the museum in Bowling Green. It says "Cars are like wives, if it ain't yours, don't touch!"

 

[FReaKyJeRoeN]

 

[MEATHEAD1]

I seen one last year kind off the wall

Don't touch or you will get burned. Had all kinds of fireman gear around it.

 

[Whiterock1]

Personally, I think a "do not touch" sign will make some people touch it to just be an a hole.

Our club is considering roping off our cars in the future. :huh:

I assume cute girls' butts are ok...:spanked:

 

[C5-R JR]

Forget the show!! Pack up your lawn chair,and go out and hit the road course. I laugh at the guy who has two tons of wax on his car and no rock chips. Shows are alright. Looking at cars at the paddocks when they're about to go on the track is alot of fun!!:thumbsup:

Jr.

 

[SC-Razor]

Just sit in your lawn chair with an uzi. That works pretty well.

I like that:laughing:

 

[TreCool626]

I need one of those signs for my car all the time. I commute to work with my roommate so we alternate driving days. Well yesterday I came home to find my car covered in fingerprints everywhere. There were even two right footprints on the nose. Whoever did it is lucky I didn't catch them. They'd be sore today.

 

[baierman]

"please do not touch" is the most effective, i respect it when i go to car shows. Anything extra tends to just make me feel like the owner is a jackass and causes me to be less inclined to follow it.

 

[RoyDavenport]

How about "My Glock and I have our eyes on you, go ahead and MAKE MY DAY!!"

:rolling:

 

[ZARE191]

Many years ago I had a sticker on my '67 Vette that read:

If you value your life as much as I value this car, DON'T TOUCH IT



Must have worked because I didn't have to kill anyone :laughing:

 

["POACHR"]

not a corvette or car show but still funny

http://www.jibjab.com/jokebox/jokebox/jibjab/id/64582/jokeid/3937