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A group of 15 year old boys discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at the McDonald’s next to Captain Jack’s Seafood Grille because they only had six dollars among them, they could ride their bikes there, and Jennie Webster, that cute girl in Social Studies, lives on the same street and they might see her.
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Ten years later, the group of now 25 year old guys discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at Captain Jack’s Seafood Grille because the beer was cheap, the bar had free snacks, the house band was good, there was no cover charge and there were lot of cute girls.
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Ten years later, at 35 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was decided they would meet at Captain Jack’s Seafood Grille because the booze was good, it was near their gym and, if they went late enough, there wouldn’t be too many whiny little kids.
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Ten years later, at 45, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at Captain Jack’s Seafood Grille, because the martinis were big and the waitresses wore tight pants.
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Ten years later, now 55, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at Captain Jack’s Seafood Grille, because the prices were reasonable, they have a nice wine list and fish is good for your cholesterol.
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Ten years later, at 65 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at Captain Jack’s Seafood Grille, because the lighting was good and they have an early bird special.
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Ten years later, at 75 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at Captain Jack’s Seafood Grille, because the food was not too spicy and the restaurant was handicapped-accessible.
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Ten years later, at 85 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at Captain Jack’s Seafood Grille because they had never been there before.
 

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I turned 73 today and that ain't funny. Well, maybe it did get a grin. I can relate.:laughing:
 

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I turned 73 today and that ain't funny. Well, maybe it did get a grin. I can relate.:laughing:
I hope you had a happy birthday.
 

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I hope you had a happy birthday.

I was told I had a ball and that my Karaoke voice sucked. I don't remember the microphone. I believe some adult libation was involved.:laughing:
 

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Oh man, Happy belated birthday bud. I'm sorry I didn't check in yesterday and see. I can only hope I am still kicking let alone driving cool cars into my 70's. :thumbsup:
 

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Oh man, Happy belated birthday bud. I'm sorry I didn't check in yesterday and see. I can only hope I am still kicking let alone driving cool cars into my 70's. :thumbsup:
Me too. But it's a lot closer for me than for you. One more birthday and I hit the year number seven-oh
 

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I didn't know where the hell that was going. Good one.

On a side note when you hover over a thread title you get a small preview. Yours is

Thread Title "Where to eat?"

Preview "A group of 15 year old boys"





Hence:


"Where to eat a group of 15 year old boys"



I thought we might have to contact the authorities. :rolling::rolling:







Side, side note.

Happy Birthday 1963SS
 
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