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A Soldier, a Sailor, an Airman and a Marine got into an argument
about which branch of the service was "The Best." The arguing became
so heated the four service men failed to see an oncoming truck.
They were run over by the truck and killed instantly. Soon, the
four servicemen found themselves at the Pearly gates of Heaven.
There, they met Saint Peter and decided that only he could be the
ultimate source of truth and honesty. So, the four servicemen asked
him, "Saint Peter, which branch of the United States Armed Forces is
the best?"
Saint Peter replied, "I can't answer that. However, I will ask God
what He thinks the next time I see Him. Meanwhile, thank you for
your service on Earth and welcome to Heaven."
Some time later the four servicemen see Saint Peter and remind him
of the question they had asked when first entering Heaven. The four
servicemen asked Saint Peter if he was able to find the answer.
Suddenly, a sparkling white dove lands on Saint Peter's shoulder.
In the dove's beak is a note glistening with gold dust. Saint Peter
opens the note, trumpets blare, gold dust drifts into the air, harps
play crescendos and Saint Peter begins to read the note aloud to the
four servicemen:

MEMORANDUM

FROM: THE DESK OF THE ALMIGHTY ONE

TO: All Former Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen, and Marines

SUBJECT: Which Military Service Is the Best

1. All branches of the United States Armed Forces are honorable and
noble.
2. Each serves America well and with distinction.
3. Being a serviceman in the United States military represents a
great honor warranting special respect, tribute, and dedication from
your fellow man.
4. Always be proud of that.

Sincerely,

GOD, U.S. COAST GUARD (Retired)
 

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:thumbsup: :buhbye: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:us army,but we are all gave our best,good post .was a fleet marine (marine Basic) got out went into MI us.army
 

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snipcod said:
That funny but we all know its the Marines.
yep....Marines are the only ones that make other members go through boot camp again if they change branches...any other member and you go right back into duty
 

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5Point7Liter said:
Muscles Are Required, Inteligience Not ESsential! :D
thats what the CIA is for
 

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Thats good. :laughing:
 
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