Parade in DC for Pelosi
An assistant to Nancy Pelosi told her she had a fantastic dream last night.
"There was a humongous parade in Washington celebrating Pelosi. Millions lined the parade route,
cheering when Nancy went past.
Bands were playing; children were throwing confetti into the air...
For all of you who wonder why people from other countries have a bit of
trouble with the English language. This is a clever piece put together by
an English teacher, who else??
Homographs are words of like spelling but with...
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Man: Usually About Three
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Man: $5.00 Which Includes A Tip...
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