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1. You find yourself using the excuse "yo, but you got twice as many cylindaz" after EVERY race.
2. You have a 4-door 'type-R'.
3. Your gumby pants make it hard to shift.
4. More than 10 of your mods involve shielding what's actually underneath.
5. You have stickers that even most asians don't get.
6. You have stickers for parts you don't have.
7. You refer to 50hp as the 'big shot'.
8. Your car has so much camber it can drive on its side.
9. When you drive by, WW2 veterans run for shelter.
10. Your exhaust tip diameter is 4 times the inner muffler diameter.
11. You have 'powered by' anything anywhere on the car.
12. Birds make nests on your spoiler because its taller than the trees.
13. You sell crack for the image, not the money.
14. You have 'N/T' polished on one side of the car and don't know what bracket racing is.
15. You will only race if the other guy removes four sparkplugs.
16. You can't race uphills.
17. You have 'All Motor' emblazoned on your rear hatch, right next to your 14.50 dial-in
18. You brag about having nitrous and have a 14.50 dial-in.
19. The exhaust system for your 1.8L is bigger than most pro-stock cars.
20. You've spent more money on stickers and stripes than you did on actual performance mods.
21. You go to a performance shop and go directly to the decal bin.
22. Your tach is bigger than your head.
23. You have a shiftlight and your car is an automatic.
24. You refuse to race because it's a 'show car'.
25. Your only mods are cut factory springs and a 5" exhaust tip.
26. At autocross events you don't compete because you have a drag-race setup, and at drag races you brag about kicking ass at the autocross.
27. You have more lights on the front of your car than the USS Voyager.
28. You brag about a turbo kit that never seems to get installed.
29. Two years ago, your mom used to drive you to school in what's now your 'race car'.
30. Your bright green $300 air filter is bigger than your engine.

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you got fat tires on the rear for traction,and its a front wheel drive.

one thing that pisses me off about front wheel drives,they park there fronts in the water box,try to burn-out,then the rear tires drag water up to the starting line,then,
the ****-up tree operator tells me im done for the night if i dont turn my a/c of.:nuts: :nuts: you son of a :nuts: :nuts: idiot mother:nuts: i complaned to the track owner asshole tree operator has not been seen lately;)
 

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hawaii-5-lo said:
one more,
you got fat tires on the rear for traction,and its a front wheel drive.

one thing that pisses me off about front wheel drives,they park there fronts in the water box,try to burn-out,then the rear tires drag water up to the starting line,then,
the ****-up tree operator tells me im done for the night if i dont turn my a/c of.:nuts: :nuts: you son of a :nuts: :nuts: idiot mother:nuts: i complaned to the track owner asshole tree operator has not been seen lately;)
Potty mouth. :laughing:
 

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raidmagic said:
How about My rear wing adds downforce at the track..On a front wheel drive car:laughing:
thats a good one.
 

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Patrick96LT4 said:
Potty mouth. :laughing:
im pretty good about that,its when i get really upset i substitute bad words for good words,and that guy pisses me off,he says something to every corvette owner.thanks for puttin up with the potty mouth:D i washed it out with soap.
 

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:laughing: :laughing:

:surprised #22 can't be right, they have really really big heads
:D #23 is the best :stick: :stick: :stick:
 

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hawaii-5-lo said:
one more,
you got fat tires on the rear for traction,and its a front wheel drive.

one thing that pisses me off about front wheel drives,they park there fronts in the water box,try to burn-out,then the rear tires drag water up to the starting line,then,
the ****-up tree operator tells me im done for the night if i dont turn my a/c of.:nuts: :nuts: you son of a :nuts: :nuts: idiot mother:nuts: i complaned to the track owner asshole tree operator has not been seen lately;)

C'mon hawaii, tell us how you really feel. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
 

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Bob88con said:
C'mon hawaii, tell us how you really feel. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
sorry,thats as bad as it gets.im really a very calm person.i cant even think about that dude without flaring up.Hawaiin Punch also has been harrased,we both almost got out of the car(seperate occasions)to whoop his ass right in front of everyone,he bangs on my window and says"hey,is your seat belt on or what,i cant see threw that illegal tint,you corvette guys,"i was pullin off the helmet and the seat belt at the same time,he walks over a sets the tree off so i cant stay there.this was after 4 runs and him saying some foolish comment every time.or they see the vette waiting to go around the water box(run-craps)and the idiot shoots the whole frickin area down so i cant help but drag water up there,not to mention the run is toast because the 60ft time is 2.5 thanks to the hose down. :nuts:whooo,i'll stop now,thanks for letting me vent a little.i was thinking about some pepper spray,next time hes talkin i say what,huh,cant hear you come closer sucker.bang my window again.that way i wont go to jail for kickin ass at the starting line :D
 
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